Howard government has proposed changes in Australian citizenship laws which if passed in both houses of parliament will come into effect from Australia Day, Jan 26, 2007. New law is proposing for a compulsory written test on Australian customs, cultural values, sports and history of Australia. This is a very controversial move as there has been a lot of backlash on this issue. I have compiled a list of top 10 questions for this test, which will make sure that anybody who passes this test will be eligible for this Australian citizenship.
These are;

1. What do you drink?
a) beer b) wine c) water d) vodka e) none of them

Answer this if you choose option (e) in previous question.
1.1. How many beers are in a slab ?
a) 1 b) 2 c) 12 d) 24 e) 0

2. How many times a year you organize a barbecue?
a) 365 b) 1 c) 12 d) 30 e) none.

Answer this if you choose option (e) in previous question.

2.1. When cooking a barbecue how many times do you turn the sausages?
a) 10 b) 20 c) 30 d) 100 e) until you finish your beer.

3.How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

4. Do you play AFL/NRL/Cricket/Baketball/Hockey/Handball?
a) Yes b) None of them c) Noo!!!..

Answer this if you choose option (c) in previous question.
4.1 How many goal posts are in an AFL game ?
4.2 How may players and doctors play in an AFL game ?

5. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana
travelling at 130km/h?

6. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for telling lies?

7. On which Ashes tour did Warney's didn't send text messages?
a) 1993 b) 1997 c) 2001 d) none of them e) all of them

8. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider b) Great White Shark c) Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

9. What does Daryll Hair do?
a) Makes you a chucker b) Consulting in communication skills @ $0.5 million/day
c) Advise on how to tamper a ball

10. How many days in year you call a sick day?
a) None b) 20 c) 60 d) 365 e) Every Monday and Friday

Answer this if you choose option (a) in previous question.
10.1 When is the best time to call a sick day?
a) When cricket is on.
b) When sun is shining in late 20's.
c) When Big Brother uncut is on.
d) When parliament session is live on TV.

Some of these questions are inspired and blatantly! copied from this document. Please feel free to suggest more questions for DIMIA.
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